10 Reasons NOT to buy a Thermomix TM7

1. You love washing up.

Why dirty one bowl when you can dirty twelve? Pots, pans, sieves, jugs, chopping boards, spatulas... it's practically a hobby.

2. You enjoy buying jars of things you'll use once.

Pesto? Curry paste? Nut butter? Stock paste? Spice blends? Why make them fresh when you can pay three times as much for a tiny jar that expires quietly in the back of the cupboard?

3. Meal planning is overrated.

Opening the fridge, sighing dramatically and declaring, "There's nothing to eat!" is a cherished British tradition. A Thermomix and Cookidoo tend to ruin that by helping you actually use what's already in the house.

4. You prefer spending your evenings stirring.

Risotto? Custard? Lemon curd? White sauce? They're much more character-building when you have to stand over them, stirring endlessly and wondering where the last 30 minutes went.

5. You like kitchen gadgets breeding in cupboards.

Why replace multiple appliances with one machine when you can own a food processor, blender, steamer, scales, bread maker, soup maker, yoghurt maker... and still not find the one you need?

6. Supermarket convenience foods need your support.

Fresh ingredients? Cooking from scratch? Knowing exactly what's in your food? Honestly... where's the mystery in that?

7. Saving money sounds terribly boring.

Making your own breads, sauces, soups, snacks, spice mixes and desserts can add up surprisingly quickly over time. Much better to keep handing over your money for ready-made alternatives. The Thermomix is designed to help people cook more from scratch and many owners find it reduces food waste and grocery costs.

8. You don't want compliments.

Imagine guests asking, "You made that?" or family requesting the same meal again next week. Sounds exhausting.

9. You enjoy saying, "Cooking stresses me out."

The guided recipes do have an annoying habit of telling you exactly what to do, step by step, which takes much of the guesswork away. Many owners say that's exactly why they use it so often.

10. You definitely don't want to fall in love with it.

This is the biggest risk. Plenty of people start as sceptics. They think it's an expensive gadget. Then, before they know it, they're making bread, curry, ice cream, pizza dough, jams, soups and meals they never imagined cooking at home. It's a slippery slope...

The Verdict

So yes... if you adore washing up, spending more on convenience foods and wondering what to cook every evening...

..... don't buy a Thermomix.

Everyone else ... come and see what all the fuss is about.

Book a relaxed online demo (in person if geography allows), ask every question you've got, and decide for yourself. No pressure - just good food, a few laughs, and a chance to see whether the Thermomix TM7 could earn a place on your kitchen worktop.

If you're curious, I'd love to help. As an Independent Thermomix Advisor, I support customers across the UK and Ireland with online demos, set-up sessions, recipes, ongoing help and a brilliant customer community to make sure you get the best from your Thermomix. Click below to get in touch and find out how a Thermomix will work for you! Thanks, Fen x